Prestwich


an area of greater manchester which is inhabited by people that have snake-like qualities.
these include being full of poison, and having the ability to slither everywhere they please.
they can be found in small bushes and shrubs… particularly in avenues… i cannot state which particular parts, but be careful when in the general area.
those who wish to spend more than a few hours within prestwich, have been known to have considerable changes in behaviour.
first effects are; runny nose, followed by snake-like arm/hand gestures, immediately followed by the tendency to hide all information from others.
these snakes slither into your minds so be careful.

if in the club and find a particular person who is very drunk, spending extreme amounts of money and throwing drinks on the floor please stay away, and report to your nearest snake charmers.
f-ck this guy, he’s a f-ckin prestwich serpent

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