Pretend to M


a girl (usually teenage or early 20’s) who self-diagnoses a gender ident-ty disorder, gets a terrible haircut, starts insisting upon male pr-nouns and integrates themselves into the trans community before abandoning the idea and going back to sucking c-ck after about 6 months.
rae: ‘i haven’t seen jake in a while, what happened to him?’

kris: ‘she decided that she wasn’t ftm after all and changed her name back to britney.’

rae: ‘pretend to m?’

kris: ‘yup.’

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