pretendabilty
for moments when you want to make f-ckashima…erm….hiroshima look like child’s play, a.k.a the measurement of how f-cking pretentious one can be at any given moment.
usually measured on the richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (has been measured as high as 69 at times)
combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one’s current behavior.
“honestly, he’s a f-cking 69 on pretendabilty scale at the moment”
“his pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now…. someone get me the high tensile rope…”
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