pretender

hilary duff, avril, kevin federline and more.
oh my god…how the h-ll did those pretenders get famous?!
a woman who initially attempts to give men the impression that she is a prude and does not indulge in casual s-x, but behind closed doors, she is very kinky and more than willing to engage in short-term, non-monogamous ‘casual’ s-x with a man.
do you know linda? linda is a pretender and a closet freak. when she is at church, she behaves as if she will not have s-x unless she’s married, but if she is attracted to you, she will have s-x with you the same night you first make her acquaintance.

i hate women who are pretenders. they act all innocent, wholesome, and s-xually conservative in public, then later you find out that they have videos of themselves partic-p-ting in an orgy.

i love seducing women who are pretenders. when you talk dirty to them, at first they act offended … but then minutes later, they will usually let you know that your erotic dirty talk has them turned on. they love to present a prudish façade to men in order to prevent being labeled a “sl-t” or a promiscuous wh-r-
a cross dresser
i thought i saw a hot chick, but then i saw the adams apple…dude’s a pretender
the act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus “pretending” someone else is giving you a hand job.

apply a rubber band to base of ones p-n-s (to lose personal feeling- see step 2 of voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.
last night i struck out at the club, so i went home and enjoyed a “pretender”. this dude waxed my rocket like a nasa janitor.