Pretenductive


the act of pretending to be productive at work
i had to be pretenductive at work today.

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    usable as bot an adjective or noun, pretendum refers specifically to adolescent girls who either dumb themselves down in general in order to impress a member of the opposite s-x, or who on certain occasions, will just play dumb for attention from their peers. adj. christine: she’s so acting like paris hilton just to impress […]

  • pretense

    fake;false;words spoken or evidence shown thats not true. “i went to church under pretense.” “pretense” – (v) when you pretend, and make others tense! – (n) a person who displays a false image in order to impress another, especially for personal gain. “margret is such a pretense– like she’s really met justin bieber! “get that […]

  • Lance Bass Special

    when a man with spiked up blonde fruity hair has another man j-zz all over it and then rubs it in the other man’s -sshole “i have my first date with tommy tommorow night and he just had his hair frosted. here’s hoping he gives me the lance b-ss special!”

  • lan tiu

    a combination of ‘lan’ and ‘tiu’. literally, it means p-n-s f-ck. jack couldn’t score a strike while bowling. he turned to sanagi and shouted “lan tiu”, to which sanagi smiled back at him.

  • ert

    fairfield county, ct the most versatile word (sound) in language. 1: used as the word “not” 2: used to point out ignorance 3: said as an insult to poke fun at someone 4: said when somebody says something stupid, overly c-cky, or untrue 5: to indicate sarcasm. pr-nunciations: urt, eurt, ert, errrrttttttt as “not”: “derby […]


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