Pretentious Artslut
female, can be be a good artist, but usually just takes art cl-sses and draws mediocre at best. says shes the sh-t, and talks about all the obsolete people/art/music she knows and likes. has excessive meaningless tattoos of cupcakes in visible places and piercings. wants to be unique and not a part of the corporate scene, but works at mcdonalds. s-xually promiscuous, but calls other girls who sleep around sl-ts. has had multiple stds, smokes, drinks, does dope and in general doesn’t care about her health. can be extremely loud and obnoxious around her friends, but as soon as she’s with normal people, she’s quiet and shy because she has very low self esteem unless she’s with others that are exactly like her.
jane: “i didn’t have time to do my homework for art cl-ss, i was too busy visiting my friend who owns an art gallery. he’s so well known among my circles of only real artists. i used to date him, because you know, he’s just so awesome like me.”
bob: “wow, jane, you’re such a pretentious artsl-t.”
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