Pretesbian
adj. a pretend lesbian. a heteros-xual female that enjoys playing the role of a lesbian. she probably also enjoys ani difranco and watches the l word because the “plot is interesting”. she probably also idolizes “outed” female celebrities.
“dana’s wearing those fake birkenstocks again, she’s such a pretesbian.”
“i thought jenny was a pretesbian until she had s-x with marina.”
“i’m such a pretesbian for dani campbell.”
a girl who has s-x or relationships with lesbians but is really straight.
mary was dating julie for a while, but i heard she just married a dude. i knew she was a pretesbian.
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