pretty kritty
a down -ss ho. pretty kritty will always keep a smile on your face while maintaining a wonderful balanceing act of holding a bottle of mad dog in one hand and a weed chalace in the other. has been known to rock out in karaoke at times. if she asks for your draws, don’t be offended, simply drop them and see what wonderland adventure you will embark on next.
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