pretty noose
1. something that looks so d-mn good, but in reality, it is bad for you. usually, you will be curious at this particular thing, and it will end up you losing your job, or you going completely insane.
2. the best god d-mn soundgarden song ever created.
1. a) man, that looks like a fun jump, but i may hurt myself.
b)that girl is hot, but she will eventually use me up for money and take screw me over for some false har-ssment charge and then go and marry some sh-tty billionare actor.
2. fall out and take the bait, eat the fruit, and kiss the snake goodnight…
1) a beautiful, goddess of a woman. the object of every woman’s envy and every man’s emotional desires. 2) administress of the linkin park message board.
1 –
guy 1: wouldn’t you wanna go out with pretty noose?
guy 2: no way! she’s widge’s.. he’d kick my -ss.
guy 1: yeah, i know.. lucky b-st-rd. -sighs-
(both dream of her)
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2 –
banee: pretty noose is evil she banned me wahhhhhhh!!!!
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