Pretzel m&ms


amazing mnms on steroids that taste so good and are as addicting as steroids…
joe: hey man stop eating the pretzel m&ms!!! they are so good and i only got 2 and now there all gone…

stew: sorry joe-bro but i’m addicted to these things

joe: this is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.

stew: but there so good!!!!!!!!!!

joe: …ok you’ve realty got a problem.

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