Primal Plan


a very hyped up plan where the creator never follows through
dude, i had this primal plan to g-ngb-ng these girls at a party, but i ended up watching p-rn instead

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  • Primed and Ready

    for your -sshole to be primed and ready to take the d-ck tom was primed and ready to take an -n-s beating from daniel

  • Procrastihustlin'

    procrastinating to the extent that one gets so bored he/she is motivated to do work, not because work is due but because they have nothing better to do. friend: “hey, what you up to, my dude?” hustla: “i’m just kickin’ back procrastihustlin’.” friend: “oh fasho. finally getting that essay finished?” hustla: “you already know.”

  • Pronject

    what someone does (usually a guy) when they say they are going to “work on schoolwork”, when in reality they are going to watch p-rnography (sometimes called pr-nography) bob: “i’m just gonna… ya know… work on some school project..” ralph: “sure buddy, that’s what you’re gonna do.” bob: “what do mean..?” ralph: “dude, we know […]

  • Pubertocracy

    when kids that are farther into p-b-rty are considered better and cooler than the less developed ones. it’s common in middle and high schools. 13 year old kid: -whoa, i’m better than you little 12 year old kid, im 13! look, you don’t even have hairs down there! 12 year old kid: -f—ing p-b-rtocracy.

  • rachetitty

    the lack of words for extreme rachetness in women’s br–sts. breakfast is served? use in a sentence: ‘not even aunt jemima could fix up those rachet-tty flapjacks’


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