Primary Douchebag


not to be confused with the apprentice douchebag. just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. it is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as h-ll.
guy 1: i get why this party sucks there’s a primary douchebag here and its probably patrick.

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