primus


amazing b-ss guitar-driven band led by les claypool. other members are larry “ler” lalonde on guitar and tim “herb” alexander on drums. go listen to em! now! youll get hooked!
when the going gets tough and the stomach acids flow
the cold wind of conformity is nipping at your nose
some trendy new atrocity has brought you to your knees
come with us
we’ll sail the seas of cheese
primus sucks!
suck on this!

primus
a truly amazing band that formed in 89′ around the san francisco bay area.

the original line-up

leslie “les” claypool: b-ssist,vocals

larry “ler” lalonde: guitarist

timothy “herb” alexander: drums

their sound of music is hard to put in any current genre. the only category this band falls in is itself, primus.

official website www.primussucks.com
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one of the best, if not the best, bands ever. led by les claypool’s quirky lyrics and vocals and most importantly, his unprecedented b-ss lines which define songs such as my name is mud and those d-mn blue collar tweekers. founded in s.f. in 1986 by les claypool, guitarist todd huth and drummer “tim curveball” wright, they arose a storm in the underground and in college radio, releasing their debut suck on this with their new and most famous lineup of les, “ler” lalonde on guitar, and tim “herb” alexander. several remarkable alb-ms followed, and the band recieved some publicity for the chart-topping pork soda and songs like “wynona’s big brown beaver” and “laquer head,” both of which had their videos banned from mtv, the former still being the most requested video on mtv during its year of release. the band shifted slightly, when a new drummer, brian “brain” mantia played on the brown alb-m and antipop. while brain was not as good a drummer as herb, (and it showed a bit on the brown alb-m) he made up for that because he was and is an all-out gangsta. herb reunited with the band to record a 5 song ep, animals should not try to act like people, packaged with the incredible dvd of the same name. overall, primus, in their legend and musical talent, make the beatles look like a sh-tty garage band.
they call me mr. knowitall.
i sip the aged wine.
oh i could tell such wondrous tales
if i should find the time.
i must be mr. knowitall
for ideas they come in bounds.
i am mr. knowitall
so spread the word around.
talented band led by one of the most talented lyricist and b-ssist in the world
welcome to this world of fools
of pink champane and swimming pools
and all you have to do is lose your virginity
perhaps we’ll have some fun tonight
just stick around and take a bite
of life, we don’t need febalness in this proximity

welcome to this world
primus is a band formed in the late 80s with b-ssist and singer les claypool, guitarist larry “ler lalonde and tim “herb alexander on drums. other drummers have been brian “brain” mantia, and recently jay lane. some of their most famous songs are john the fisherman, tommy the cat, my name is mud and played the theme song for south park. they are a very talented group. claypool is considered one of the greatest b-ssists in rock history. it’s ashame he can’t sing for his life.
primus rulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an alternative rock band famous for the song too many puppies
too many puppies are being shot in the dark.

too many puppies are trained not to bark.

at the sight of blood that must be spilled

so that we may maintain our oil fields. primus rules all

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