Prince Albert Fountainhead


the effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a prince albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. sometimes also resulting in a keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.
person1- “why don’t you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?”
person 2- “because i’ll p-ss on you. my prince albert fountainhead guarantees it.”

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