Princess muff


when some diva calls themselves princess m-ff, they personally believe they have the best m-ff in the entire world. what it actually means is that their stuck up, non-perfect, hairy, flabby m-ff is cooped up on the inside hiding from the world not wanting to be seen by others. it’s like when the mean girl at your school claims she has everything, but in reality she’s no one. yeah, that’s what a princess m-ff means.
i am princess m-ff, beholder of the all mighty pink, rosy, flowery m-ff!

girl over there: i wish i had the confidence she had even though i’ve totally seen her m-ff and it isn’t anything to brag about.

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