princeton toilet paper crisis



a historical event that occurred late in the month of november, 2016 on princeton street in grand forks, nd. the residents of 514 were in scarce supply of toilet paper which resulted in a standoff between the second and main/bas*m*nt floor residents. this quite nearly lead into civil war contained within the home itself. luckily, a “514 creed” was hastily typed up in which all residents agreed to the terms of conditions for purchasing toilet paper under it.
jake: we’re learning about the cuban missile crisis in u.s history right now… soooo boring.
colin: that wasn’t even that bad. have you ever heard of the princeton toilet paper crisis?

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