Printer Whores


one who proceeds to block others from using a printer by printing out 45 or more pages in one sitting. often wasting ink by printing off useless information that they will never read.
rick- dude why didn’t you print out the review for that exam?
james- i couldn’t man, there were printer wh-r-s everywhere!

james- dude i totally bombed my chemistry test.
rick- printer wh-r-s man, it was the printer wh-r-s.
where one person proceeds to go to the printer constantly touching it, rubbing it eventually getting themselves off to the vibrations as it prints and fulfilling their s-xual desires.
chris: what the h-ll!! did you see anne at the printer there. she was touching it up and getting all rowdy with it.

john: yeah, she is a total printer wh-r-!!

chris: she must be, she had her knickers off as it was printing!!!

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