printer
a printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear
fart!!! uh oh…i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!
piece of computer hardware used as an output device. it prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or usb cable.
wow, that printer prints fast!
t-tty f-cking a b-tch or hoe while she has a white shirt on or -n-ling a b-tch wearing a white thong.
girl 1: holy sh-t i just got a printer last night… my panties will never be white again 😉
girl 2: dayummmmm dat sounds kinky 😉 😉
someone who counterfeits money.
me: i don’t need no job.
other person: why not?
me: cause i’m a muh-f-ckin printer. i print my own godd-mn money.
other person: go ahead, hustler, make that money.
in computers, a printer is a device that accepts text and graphic output from a computer and transfers the information to paper, usually to standard size sheets of paper. printers are sometimes sold with computers, but more frequently are purchased separately. printers vary in size, speed, sophistication, and cost. in general, more expensive printers are used for higher-resolution color printing.
“holy ginger noodles bro, the printer spat out paper with a picture on it!”
“bro that’s what printers do”
“awesome”
a software interface through which a computer communicates to a print device. usually by a printer driver (one file or set of files containing information that the os requires to convert print command into a specific printer language, such as adobe postscript.
hit ctrl + p for an example of a printer!
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