Pristontale


korean leveling threadmill cleverly disguised as a m-ssive multiplayer online game (everquest, wow, eve online). also known as pt. it involves the following:

1. mindlessly killing mobs (mobs = monsters);

2. gaining items from said mobs (items = better equipment = increased killing efficiency);

3. leveling up after killing an astronomical number of said mobs (leveling = more stat points = increased killing efficiency);

4. accessing higher level maps with stronger mobs which render your new equipment upgrades and stat points void;

5. jump back to #1 and repeat indefinitely

on very rare oc-ssions and after a significant amount of time spent inside this senseless and time-consuming loop, you may achieve enlightment and be able to skip to #6:

6. in a flash of insight, you realize that playing pt is the equivalent of being brain dead and quit for good, denouncing all mmorpgs as the brainchildren of satan and make a witty entry on definithing as your final contribution to the game that has sucked out 2 years of your life;

it is also one of the few online multiplayer games where soloing is more efficient than partying, which promotes a healthy anti-social att-tude that will make you unable to function in society ever after.
pristontale killed my inner child.
3 more definitions
1. anther korean to english translated game.
2. anther free online m-ssively multiplayer game on the internet.

if something is pristontale-ish then it more then likely includes:

a) the killing of small woodland creatures
b) little anime kids with decrotive armor
c) free up to a certian level, i.e. once your character reaches level 40.
1. i was up playing priston tale all night and decided its worth membership.

2. after playing runescape and not being able to move the cammera at all i started to play priston tale and actually had fun.
game made by the geniuses from triglow pictures. korea makes the best mmorpg’s hands down
^ i added that one f-ckers oh yeah #|2 f-ckers oh yeah i own your face

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