pritard
the driver of a toyota prius. overcome by smugness and self righteousness, prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of sh-t. they also fail at driving, and generally life eg. the pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.
pritards replaced volvo drivers, and actually surp-ss them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.
oi pritard. you drive like my mothers b-tch.
d-mn near killed me, old chinese lady driving like a pritard.
2 more definitions
the cuckhold r-t-rd driving the prius in front of you, who is so who is so self conscious about his poor choice of transportation, that he must make all around him share his misery by refusing to drive an acceptable speed or allow others to p-ss.
argh, if that pritard in front of me doesn’t speed up there’s going to be a toyota hood ornament on my f350.
a person that drives a prius. pertains to most prius drivers with a mental handicap when driving a prius.
aagghhhh cr-p i’m stuck behind another pritard
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