prius complex
(noun): fear of p-ssage by a hybrid vehicle, generally responding with rapid acceleration in an attempt to preserve driver dignity; especially severe in response to light-haired female hybrid operators; most prevalent in red states; see also ‘little man’s syndrome’ as it relates to fear and overcompensation
i can’t p-ss this guy on the interstate bc he has mad prius complex!
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