Private Dick
informal term for a private investigator or private detective. see: detective
these days it’s pretty much only used for innuendo and humor =d
who’s the black private d-ck,
that’s a s-x machine to all them chicks?
shaft!
ya d-mn right!
a man with e.d. who doesn’t warn you or a man with a small p-n-s who doesn’t warn you. warning you right before the act doesn’t count. a premature ejaculator. a man who is a disappointment in bed. you want to warn everybody, but then he’ll spread rumors about you being an easy lay. it’s easy to spot these guys beforehand. they like to make fun of other guys and try to make you jealous. learn from my mistakes and watch for signs beforehand.
i thought gary was the man of my dreams, but he turned out to be a private d-ck.
after i slept with henry, he bragged to everyone, so i was sure to let them all know he was a private d-ck.
tim was small and a premature ejaculator. what a private d-ck!
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