prized asshole


someone who’s -ssholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.

the ultimate jack-ss in a situation; everyone cherishes this -sshole, he’s a prized -sshole

originally from the flight of the concords:
“i got hurt feelings, i got hurt feelings
i feel like a prized -sshole, no one even mentions my c-sserole”
i forgot to bring the beer. now i really feel like a prized -sshole.

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