Problem Internet
the problem internet is the side of the web content creation landscape that generates click-bait articles discussing the problems of various (read that as “normally topical & highly-relevant”) issues going on in the world. the problem internet also wants you to know that everything you know is wrong, or in some instances, why what you thought was wrong is actually the problem with internet culture in 2016.
me: “the atlantic has a wonderful write-up on why everything i know about boiling an egg is wrong.”
you: “ugh, the problem internet strikes again.”
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