Procraftination
the act of sybaritic faffing perfected and honed into a unique art form by one who seeks to avoid or postpone inescapable responsibilities
he was undoubtedly the kungfu master of procraftination, often simultaneously mastering the art of podiatry masturbation and dental confabulation in avoidance of necessary undertakings such as reproductive copulation.
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when someone is supposed to be doing homework or some other important task, but they end up procrastinating and plays minecraft.
sam and will had an epic procraftination marathon when they should have been doing homework.
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