procrasta-dash
ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before cl-ss, so you hit the snooze b-tton. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before cl-ss, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your -ss to cl-ss. this also applies to work.
dude, i procrasta-dashed to cl-ss this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to cl-ss..
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