Procrastapeed
the urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.
i procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when i finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.
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