Procrastasexing
the act of procrastination by engaging in any s-xual act.
procrastas-xing is when a woman needs to finish her presentation for tomorrow’s big business meeting, and instead calls her husband and tells him she will be home early from work and ends the conversation and phone call “if you know what i mean.”
any time any college student has a presentation, essay or any final project or test due and they have a either a significant other or f-ck buddy they will always procrastas-x.
a student studying abroad claiming the need for an “intercultural experience” which supersedes the three essays they already have extensions on and will almost always end up procrastas-xing.
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