procrasterbating
the act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.
1) last night was awful; i had a sumative essay to finish, but i spent all my time procrasterbating!
2) ‘where’s ed?’
‘i dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he’s like… probably procrasterbating again.’
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using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.
i had a paper due today, but i spent all night procrasterbating.
masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.
i didn’t finish my report because i was procrasterbating.
verb to ‘procrasterbate’= to m-st-rb-t- or ‘have a w-nk’ to p-ss the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.
“hey dom hows the job-hunting”
“haven’t done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely s-xual all day”
the act of procrastinating your nut during masturbation by taking short breaks in between strokes.
guy 1: dude! hurry up and come to the mall. stop procrasterbating!
guy 2: sorry dude i’m a serious procrasterbator. you know this.
the act of masturbating to put off an important activity
tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating
using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating
dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just… one…. second
dad: what are you doing in there?
you: procrasterbating
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