Procrastibator
procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and m-st-rb-t- and means to procrastinate by masterbating. usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work “at hand.”
jeff: make sure you write tonight… and don’t jack off or watch tv.
hunter: are you calling me a procrastibator?
a person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing ‘instant gratification activities’ instead.
i am such a procrastibator – i didn’t get my -ssignment done all weekend and now i’m all sore.
some one who puts off some thing to m-st-rb-t-.
that guy is a real procrastibator. he spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that’s due tommorow
someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to m-st-rb-t-.
man, i was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and i didn’t fap until right before i fell asleep. i’m such a procrastibator.
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