Procrastigasm


when your procrastination reaches it’s peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks.
michael – “oh g-d! i’ve just spent three weeks watching youtube videos when i should have been doing my homework…what a procrastigasm.”

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