procrastinator
one who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. this habit often has a terrible effect on that person’s relationships, work, or grades.
i am a procrastinator
one who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that’s tomorrow.
apparently procrastinator has to be in this sentence or this submission won’t go through.
a person who waits until the last possible minute to complete a task. a model of efficiency.
if you wait until the last minute, then it only takes a minute to do it.
he waited until the last minute to do it, he’s such a procrastinator.
a lazy sod that does no work, just avoids it like the plague.
can’t be -rs-d to do anymore work today, who’s up for a bit of procrastination ?
a pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.
the pro crastinator’s motto is “why put off something until tomorrow that i can put off until the day after tomorrow?”
jim: it’s april 30th. did you get your tax refund back yet?
joe: it’s april already?
jim: joe, you aren’t a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. p-ss me your bong.
a person who really tries to get something done but everything else seems to get in the way (like looking up words on urban dictionary) and then all of the sudden its the night before the test or -ssignment and you wonder what happened to all the time. aka a mixture of add and just being a college kid…
the procrastinator! i will…. eventually! (have to say it in a superhero voice)
someone who does some time-consuming sh-t and never gets off their lazy -ss to get sh-t done.
you are a procrastinator just by reading this and not doing your d-mn work.
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