a guy that arrives just in time to get free food and then make a mess all over your house while telling you his latest terrible joke.
after karate derrick came over and proctored all over my house. it took hours to clean up that mess.
a person who ruins a joke by explaining why each detail of it is funny.
thanks for clarifying that the skeleton who walked into a bar asked for a beer and a mop so he could clean up the beer after he tried to drink it, proctor!
many proctor offsprings have genes different to that of the parent, differing in skin colour. proctors are usually an outgoing bunch and enjoy the easy life, some might say they are lazy. food is their main companion and some could even say that a proctor is indeed, a dumb-ss.
teacher: what day is it today proctor?
when an individual or several people engage in behaviour likened unto add or downsyndrome.
omg he thinks that cheese curing is cool… such a proctor
when someone ruins your night by trying to rap in front of everybody, then fails miserably
“sh-t man, dont do a proctor onstage infront of all those people!”
verb. a form of movement. there are several variations, some similar to skipping or dancing, others more like front crawl.
it can also be used to describe general hanging around, similar to mooch.
“what did you and your friends get up to on sat-rday?”
“we were just proctoring around town.”
to starve ones troops in the game of evony. to not let anyone know you are almost out of food. to miscalculate your food intake for troops
man, i proctored my troops again, oh…… i didn’t notice how much food they were taking in. fml
a fancy name for a person that has access to google and who’s job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves. concierge: thank you for calling concierge services, how can i help you? mr. smith: i’m flying into […]
- casual ratchet
basically, you have a chill, lay back day with a possibility of it getting turnt up and getting ratchet. speedy’s having one of those “casual ratchet days ain’t she!?
- fabric swallower
when a booty has a certain size and definition that it appears to consume any fabric surrounding it. e.g. shorts, dresses, leggings etc… wow, check out that girl with obi! that’s a real fabric swallower she’s got there!
a fake musical term you can use when talking to a musician to p-ss them off/make them laugh. it is a cross between the words “mixolydian” and “locrian”, which are two different modes in music theory. music teacher: can someone name one of the modes? student: mixolocrian! music teacher: oh your real funny aren’t you? […]
the best person you’ll find. great sense of humor, llama or lola take your pick 🙂 she likes pickles, and she treats everybody equally. she probably wants to dye her hair and is crazy af 🙂 yooooooloooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! boy: yo did you see karolla ? other boy: yeah man she hoooott. a beutiful, talented girl with […]