Productivastinating
(verb) when you resort to doing ch-r-s or something productive besides what you should be doing. a productive procrastinating.
background: i typically find myself doing laundry, the dishes, clipping my fingernails, and/or basically any ch-r- or task that i wouldn’t do any other time (like on a sat-rday) other than the night before i have a project due or presentation to make.
i found myself productivastinating until 11pm the night before my midterm, but d-mn my apartment is spotless.
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