productivity bun
a hairdo done in a hurry that serves a bigger purpose in life than most hairdos: productivity. the higher the bun the more productive one will be.
example 1
coworker 1: hey i have a questio–
coworker 2: not now, i’m in the zone.
coworker 1 to coworker 3: (whispers) i should have known, just look at that productivity bun.
example 2
“guys can have productivity buns too. my friend nathaniel has one, and he’s a famous dj.”
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