professional asshole
someone who makes a living by being an -sshole. often used to refer to cable news or talk radio political commentators whose primary objective is to say the most outrageous, off the wall, inflammatory things about their political opponents or their supporters
rush limbaugh has made a career out of being a professional -sshole.
stephen colbert is not a professional -sshole, but he plays one on tv.
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