professional quote maker
a professional quote maker is a person who, by profession, makes quotes. as quote making is a profession governed by various guilds and trade organizations, becoming a professional quote maker typically requires several years of schooling and a ph.d. in a scientific field, such as atheism. sometimes, people of distinction (celebrities, scientists, comedians, n-bel laureates, etc.) are accorded honorary professional quote making status; this is akin to an honorary degree from a university.
professional quote makers are adept at carefully overlaying pictures of nebulae and starry nights with pithy remarks using photoshop or other image-editing software.
there are also many amateur quote makers who, while not professionals, are polymaths or savants and consider quote making to be a personal hobby.
“in this moment, i am euphoric. not because of any phony god’s blessing. but because, i am enlightened by my intelligence.” – a. a. lewis, not a professional quote maker, but a hobbyist.
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