Professor of Smegmatics


a circ-mcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncirc-mcised p-n-s.
“my kid is definitely not getting circ-mcised; i’m not a f-cking p-n-s cutter!” yelled steve, the professor of sm-gm-tics

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