Progastination
finding any reason to avoid the filling station, until fuel tank is absolutely on “e.” usually causing the progastinator to be outdoors at a self-serve station in the most deplorable of weather conditions.
i blew off getting gas in my car because the station was (busy, it was too dark, it was too early, my car was too warm, i was running late or insert other reason here.) now i’m on “e,” it’s raining sideways and i’m late. progastination wins again.
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