Programmatic Prostitute
someone who uses a job to work on something other than that job. someone who lies about where they are, claiming they are doing their job. someone who claims hours on a time card that can’t possibly be true.
a: dan said he worked from home on sat-rday for 26 hours!
b: really? john said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.
a: do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?
b: oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. i am sure his doctoral dissertation will be the best in his graduating cl-ss based on the hours he’s claiming.
a: he’s a real programmatic prost-tute.
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