progressive magical thinking (pmt) is thinking that if a liberal can find something (anything) in print, digital, or video that agrees with them, then it’s considered absolute fact.
progressive magical thinking: the girl in the french model state farm tv commercial saying “they can’t put anything on the internet that isn’t true” is a perfect representation of how progressive magical thinking works.
- betty bobble head
a girl who has a big bobble head and looks just as dumb as she actually is “oh that girl, yea she’s a betty bobble head”
- a corben hotdog
there aren’t any definitions for a corben hotdog yet. can you define it?
- scandinavian volcano
during s*x, when the male sh*ts into the others v*g*n* and continues to f*ck it, then pulls out just in time before she squirts, to see it “blow up” with the sh*t. girl: what did you two do last night? girl 2: girl he gave me a scandinavian volcano twice last night.
someone who is really lazy oh jasmine is so lazyistic