Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong
the act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your s-xual experience after prom.
h-llo mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
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