Promiscuitarian
1. a member of the church of promiscuity.
2. a religious, but promiscuous person.
1. man: hey, would you be interested in joining our church?
woman: what church are you?
man: we’re promiscuitarians, the church of promiscuity.
woman: i’m in.
2. tim: hey, you know cathy?
mark: yeah.
tim: i’m totally going to do her!
mark: she’s so uptight and religious, she’ll never let you.
tim: yeah, it looks like that, but she’s actually a promiscuitarian.
mark: sweet.
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