promise heaven, deliver hell


mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers h-ll.
before:i can’t wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, i love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver h-ll>
after:leave me alone -sshole, no s-x!! i only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what i say or i will deliver h-ll!!!!!

enough said!

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