Promised Land


1. the land promised by g-d to the israelites after they left egypt.

2. an outdoor paintball field in se wisconsin.
1. after wandering the desert for 40 years, the israelites finally reached the promised land.

2. promised land is the best paintball aprk ever.
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my nickname for a woman’s pelvic region and v-g-n-. it’s a region of a woman’s body, and it is promised to almost every man. hence, the promised land.
after i turned 20, i hooked up with a girl and finally reached the promised land.
a woman’s v-g-n-.
i would like to get inside her promised land.
the state of reaching an -rg-sm, take me to the promised land
i have been to the mountaintop and i have seen the promised land, i may not get there with you…

he had his tongue all in there and he was workin’ it and workin’ and and he took me to the promised land.
b–bs or p-ssy
i’d love to touch her promised land
noun; the place martin luther king jr. spoke about in his famous “i have a dream speech”; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol
50 cent came straight from the promised land.

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