promstitute
a person who in one year, goes to more than one prom not including their own.
bob: hey guys, i’m going to the junior and senior prom and i graduated last year!
fred: you’re such a promst-tute!
promst-tute, n, is somebody, usually a random person that you hire to accompany you to your senior prom
-not to be mistaken with the word prost-tute, promsitute services are not of any s-xual nature, but merely for picture/quintessential high school purposes
for example, asking a cl-ssmate you prolly never talked to to go to prom with you because they prolly never got asked or didnt ask anybody, and of course, you dont want to look like a loser on one of the most important nights of your highschool career.
so, you ask, “hey (insert name here), would you mind being a promst-tute on prom?”
a person, usually one of the female variety, who comes off as a major sl-t at a prom party by either:
1) wearing a very skimpy, inappropriate dress
2) dancing in a very s-xual manner with partner
3) stealing other partners
4) f-cking around during prom, or
5) all of the above.
girl: oh my god, look at that girl, she is dressed like a total promst-tute.
boy: oh dude, did you totally see that promst-tute dancing in the techno room? i’d totally tap that!
one who changes prom dates at least twice before the dance.
“danny ditched maddy for jane and jane for makenzie!”
really? “what a promst-tute!”
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