Promstitution


going to prom with a “promst-tute” only for the guarantee of after prom activities.
i have decided to not partake in promst-tution and instead hang out with my friends.
paying upwards of $100 for prom and prom-related expenses while remaining mostly interested in the h-rny, s-x-crazed activities that follow.
%: dude, why are you sh-lling out for prom? do you even have a date?
&: naww, it’s really just promst-tution.

the naked man at post-prom was clearly a promst-tute.

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