Pronk Spasm


an uncontrollable series of pogo like movements in which your arms and legs remain remarkably strait yet spring like. otherwise known as “beating the bush”. it can be the direct result of an extreme night of whippling.
andi: i made it to vegas but got whippled out and pr-nk spasmed all over the bathroom.

matt: ewwwwwww…

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