Prophylactic Shock
the reaction on a parent finding condoms or the pill in their teenagers room for the first time.
my mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, man ! she went into prophylactic shock.
when the use of a condom caused your p-n-s to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.
yo i was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. she told all her friends and now i can’t even pay a girl to go out with me.
the sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken
when i saw the broken condom, i went into prophylactic shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about stds & pregnancy took over.
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