Protein Carnation
a crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of s-xual fluids (s-m-n, v-g-n-l secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.
whenever my girlfriend and i have s-x, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.
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